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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead (Paperback)

Author: Max Brooks  Max Werner
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Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781400049622
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
Publish Date: 9/1/2003
Buy.com Sku: 33823586
Item#: B5JR57
Buy.com Sales Rank: 175
Dimensions (in Inches) 8.25H x 5.5L x 0.5T
Pages: 254
 
Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, The Zombie Survival Guide is one's key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking thestreets right now.

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The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

  1. Organize before they rise!
  2. They feel no fear, why should you?
  3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
  4. Blades don't need reloading.
  5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
  6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
  7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
  8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
  9. No place is safe, only safer.
  10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset-life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
 
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Saturday Night Live writer Max Brooks (son of Mel) writes a hilarious guide to surviving after the dead have risen from the earth. Writing with the ultimate deadpan seriousness, Brooks describes the tools you will need to protect your family and friends from the undead. Surprisingly, Brooks followed this humorous guidebook with the bestselling genre novel WORLD WAR Z: AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE ZOMBIE WAR, which recounted through "eyewitness" accounts the spread of a massive plague of zombies.

 

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Chapter 1

THE UNDEAD: MYTHS AND REALITIES

He comes from the grave, his body a home of worms and filth. No life in his eyes, no warmth of his skin, no beating of his breast. His soul, as empty and dark as the night sky. He laughs at the blade, spits at the arrow, for they will not harm his flesh. For eternity, he will walk the earth, smelling the sweet blood of the living, feasting upon the bones of the damned. Beware, for he is the living dead.
-Obscure Hindu text, circa 1000 B.C.E.

ZOM-BIE: n. also ZOM-BIES pl. 1. An animated corpse that feeds on living human flesh. 2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead. 3. A Voodoo snake god. 4. One who moves or acts in a daze "like a zombie." [a word of West African origin]

What is a zombie? How are they created? What are their strengths and weaknesses? What are their needs, their desires? Why are they hostile to humanity? Before discussing any survival techniques, you m

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Content 5
Readability 4
Overall Satisfaction 5
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5 of 5 If you aren't prepared, Zombies will get you Tuesday, December 18, 2007
David from Denver, CO  

I am highly impressed that one of the first things about this book that struck me is that he suggests that you find protection that doesn't require reloading. This is a fundamental mistake that many people trying to survive zombie attacks seem to make, and the gun clicks empty just as the zombies close in. The rest of this book is just as insightful, and provides some good direction and creative ideas on how to survive the inevitable horde of the undead.
 
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5 of 5 Brilliant and Shameful Thursday, May 17, 2007
A Reader from Seattle  
The book is exactly what the title says it is. The writting style is very "matter of fact", so the jokes rely more on content rather than delivery. Several parts of the book are wrtiten as memoirs providing a good break between the instructional segments.
 
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5 of 5 Most informative book on Zombie Survival I've ever Monday, May 02, 2005
Luke Crawford from Cincinnati, OH  
I read this book from cover to cover and it is impossible to put down. Max Brooks relates the all important survival skills for Selanum outbreaks and zombie attacks while amusing and entertaining the reader. Any undead specimen would do well to avoid contact with me.
 
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