| Disc 1 |
| Song Title |  |  |
| 1. Third Grade Racism | ------ | ------ |
| 2. Exotic Animal Park Nightmare, The | ------ | ------ |
| 3. I Love You | ------ | ------ |
| 4. Healthy is a Pre ~ Cancerous Condition | ------ | ------ |
| 5. Heart Scare and Next of Kin | ------ | ------ |
| 6. Younger Girlfriend | ------ | ------ |
| 7. My Three Favorite Colors | ------ | ------ |
| 8. World According To Aarp, The | ------ | ------ |
| 9. Farming 101 | ------ | ------ |
| 10. Deer Hunting With My Cat | ------ | ------ |
| 11. Chain Saws and Swine Production | ------ | ------ |
| 12. Depression and Coyote Hunting | ------ | ------ |
| 13. Paxil, Viagra and My Drug Use | ------ | ------ |
| 14. Third Day of a One Night Stand | ------ | ------ |
